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Dessert BEFORE dinner and later on, sex? Pinch me, am I dreaming?

Apparently I must have been.

A Twenty doesn't buy what it used to...

My son lost his first tooth on Sunday.  On Sunday night, he got a visit from the Tooth Fairy.

"That's one...small step for man...one..giant bill for mankind!"

You caught me, I was paraphrasing.

"Scott Farkus, what a rotten name, he had yellow eyes"

There is a time in every child's life when they either run into a bully or become a bully.  Sometimes one leads to the other, depending on where you stand on the grade school food chain.